Let’s just talk about this scene for a moment.
Last time we saw Steve, he was visibly grubby and beaten. Now, unfrozen and rescued and all that, he is SPARKLY CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL. So I’m just going to ask the questions on everyone’s lips.
- WHO GAVE HIM A BATH
- WHO STYLED HIS HAIR
- WHO CURLED HIS EYELASHES
- WHO CHANGED HIS CLOTHES
- WHO SHAVED HIM
- ARE THERE ANY VACANCIES AT S.H.I.E.L.D. FOR THIS SORT OF POSITION